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tatzelwurming:

tatzelwurming:

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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some bitch is binding spirits on my post

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scrupulosity-comics:

[Image ID: Twelve-panel pen and ink comic. In the first panel, a hairy dyke sweats and blushes in embarrassment as they lift weights at the gym while bystanders glare at them in disgust. In the second panel, the dyke stands alone wearing a towel, about to enter the bathroom. In the third panel, they raise a razor to their very hairy leg. A speech bubble interrupts them. It reads: "Just what do you think you're doing?" In the forth panel, the dyke gasps and looks over their shoulder in surprise. Their ass is out. In the fifth panel, the dyke exclaims: "Who... who are you?!" to the five saintly apparitions hovering above them, crowned with halos and garbed in masculine styles from various time periods. In the sixth panel, the first apparition speaks: "We are the Butches of Ages Past. We appear to you now in your hour of need." In the seventh panel, the second apparition says: "We saw that you were about to succumb to societal pressure to shave your legs." In the eighth panel, the hairy dyke looks down shamefully at their razor and whines, "People keep staring at me like I'm a walking infection... In the ninth panel all five apparitions shout "DEAL WITH IT!" in unison. In the tenth panel, the third apparition says: "You wear your stigma with pride and don't flinch or look back. That's the way it is done, friend." In the eleventh panel, the first apparition places her hand upon the dyke's shoulder and asks: "If you don't dyke this place up, who will?" The dyke adopts a determined expression and exclaims: "You're right!" In the twelve and final panel, the dyke is back at the gym, lifting a large weight and smirking in smug and wicked pleasure at the alarmed expressions of other patrons. Their legs are still very hairy. Above them a video game-like marker floats in the air and reads: "Mission: DYKE THIS PLACE UP!!!!!"ALT

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

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taboovithehomecoming:

In the tags put your holy trinity of browser tabs (the three tabs you have open consistently). mine are discord, tumblr, and youtube.

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kendallroycos:

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SUCCESSION
2018 - 2023

Is that why you’re paying a billion dollars for a gay little website?

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chaoticinternetdreamer:

akumanorobin:

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain

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shirecorn:

Two drawings of Rarity as a white unicorn with purple sparkly hair that curls into ringlets. The unicorn's body is shaped like a deer, with cloven hooves, large ears, and a wet nose that is a different color from the body. The horn is curved and has a distinct, 3D spiral shape.ALT
Fluttershy as a yellow, pink, and brown pegasus with big wings and long, flowy feathers for mane and tail. Her snout tapers to a point at the end, and she has a roman nose like a raven. She has cloven hooves with distinct, prehensile dewclawsALT
Pinkie pie as a cute, silly looking pink horse. Her body and neck are light pink, while her face and legs are darker pink. She has freckles and a a slightly crazed expression in her blue eyes. Her mane is dark pink and extremely curlyALT
Rainbow dash as a pegasus creature with long spindly legs, smooth, sharp wings, and a beak-shaped snout. Her back is covered in a long black marking that looks sort of like a mask on her face. Her hair is spiky and rainbow, and her dark wings have rainbow spots on them. Her markings are modeled after a peregrine falconALT
Applejack as a cartoon palomino draft horse with thick, muscular body and neck with giant feathery feet. Her body is light orange and her hair and legs are creamy yellow. Her calm eyes are greenALT
Twilight Sparkle from my little pony as a fantasy unicorn creature. She most resembles a deer with a spiraling horn and long tail. Her mane is straight and charply cut at the ends. She has squarecut leg feathers over her cloven hooves. She looks pretty anxiousALT
A sketchy doodle of the pony designs in a big group hug. It is loosely based on a screenshot group hug from the show, but can't be exactly the same because the ponies are hugely different sizes and shapes.  Draft-horse applejack is in the back, her shoulder being taller than all other ponies' heads. She is bending down to wrap her head and massive hoof around pinkie pie in a hug.   Twilight sparkle is in the middle, being hugged and nuzzled by her friends on all sides.  Rarity is taller than twilight and is resting her head on top of twilight's and is hugging her shoulder with her hoof  Fluttershy is large, but extremely spindly and starting on wobbly stick legs. she is nuzzling Twilight's shoulder  Rainbow dash is the smallest of the mane 6, about half the size of twilight, and only as big as Applejack's head. she is standing with her back hooves on fluttershy's back and neck, and her front legs on rarity's head. her head is hugging rarity's ear.   Everyone looks very happy and loved! despite their differences they all know they love each other, and they can make a group hug workALT
close up of the group hugALT

What we call “ponies” are actually 3 different species that have managed to intertwine with each other through centuries of love and friendship.

Earth ponies are unique in their strength and solid, powerful hooves built for running and moving heavy objects. Ancient ponies only displayed earth tones in their fur and hair, but even one pegasus ancestor many generations ago can imbue colorful hues to all their descendents.

Pegasus are completely covered in feathers, with long feathers forming crests much like horses’ mane and tails. They are usually the smallest species, but some exceptions do appear. Hooves are usually small and cloven, with prehensile dewclaws for gripping branches and perching in trees.

Unicorns are much closer to deer than horses, and their horns are actually a set of two antlers that wind around each other from a single base. The coiled structure pulls magic from the world around them and concentrates it at the tip, allowing the unicorn to cast whatever spells it wishes, while the other species can only use magic for flight and affecting the environment.

That is, until new alicorns began to ascend and through their power, grant magical properties to intangible concepts like friendship and love

Alicorns are mysterious, ethereal giants who fill the entire sky as they pass by. They are not a mix of unicorns, pegasus, and earth ponies, but a creature beyond any of the species; an ascended form that could supposedly happen to anyone… But but that’s just an old foals’ tale. Right?

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pineappical:

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BASED ON THIS THING I AM SO. SORRY

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artificialhearted:

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janey doodle :3

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pjackk:

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I dont care if its not P.C. to say this but all i want it to fuck this thing until its starts coughing

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cock-holliday:

cock-holliday:

What Trump dying would NOT do: take white supremacy with him, end the issues that are so deeply imbedded in this county’s foundation, end fascism

What Trump dying WOULD do: make me laugh very hard very much and very forcefully, perhaps even shed tears

What Trump going to jail would NOT do: take white supremacy with him, end the issues that are so deeply imbedded in this county’s foundation, end fascism

What Trump going to jail WOULD do: make me laugh very hard very much and very forcefully, perhaps even shed tears, oh my god he self reported that he’s a strawberry blond

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jabberwockypie:

armchair-factotum:

fizzyimp:

bymyblackhand:

memewhore:

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That’s an incredible fursuit as well, holy shit

The best fursuit his optical heart rate monitor money could buy

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chrispineofficial:

chrispineofficial:

chrispineofficial:

can people with harry potter urls just not fucking follow me

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the way i am losing followers over this. GOOD. bye

53,861 notesReblogged at 07:13pm, 08/25/23
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